



He says: I can make it work. He means: I'm going to jury-rig this within an inch of its life.
My translastion: He said, "I'll get to it after the last 2 minutes of this football game." He means, "Even though the clock says 2 minutes, it'll take at least 1/2 an hour due to time outs, commercials, etc. And that's if it doesn't go into overtime." Love your blog!
(Looking at my hands)"You've been busy!!" What he means, "I really don't want to know what required paint!!"
She says: Are you sure? I know you work so many hours at your job and you're tired when you get home. She means: Please, let me pay someone to do this so it doesn't turn into a home improvement mini series that lasts an entire season. I have to laugh because my husband and I have Couple-Speak for everything....my favorite is "whatever" which translates into something not fit for print when we're arguing LOL.
So we're not the only ones that use "whatever" in that context??? You just made my day ;)
He says, "Just shutting down my computer be home soon" He means, "waiting for my computer to update, while more work comes in to finish" Many hours later I will contact him to see if he got lost on his way home. ;o) ____________________ He says, "We have to do that this weekend" He means, "When the season is over we will think about doing it next year" ____________________ There are so many to choose from... :O) Love your blog.
Me - "Oh honey...whatcha doin?" in a sing-song voice translation - "I'm in over my head and I need your help!"
Jayme, you won! Congrats! You are going to love the prize pack! Can you send an email to me at knockoffwood(at)gmail.com with your address? We want to get this out to you as soon as possible! Thank you everyone for entering! And making us all laugh!
He says: Sure I can build you some simple boxes for storage. He means: Remember that money we've been putting aside to finally go on a honeymoon? I'll be using that to pick up the new table saw, chop saw, nail gun and compressor I'll "need" to make those boxes. Love you... :)
He says: You saw what a terrific job I did on our deck. He means: I owe my dad and uncle big time for all their help.
She says: Check out the paint color I got for the ___ room. She means: Start painting. ;-)
Absolutely love reading these. Can't wait to share them with my husband so he knows we're not along in couplespeak. Brain not working this early in the morning, so I'll be back with a good one.
HE SAYS: IT WONT TAKE ME LONG TO DO THIS PROJECT. SHES THINKING: YUP, ONLY A FEW DAYS- LIKE THE BATHROOM THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE A DAY AND TURNED INTO 3, THE PAINTING THATS STILL NOT DONE IN MANY ROOMS AND SHOULD OF BEEN DONE MONTHS ! AGO- WE HAVE SO MANY DIFFERENT PROJECTS THAT HES STARTED AND NEVER FINISHED!