afbutters

So far in this life I have: lit myself on fire and appeared in the Darwin Awards book #3; been on stage with Penn and Teller; been on TV with Super Dave Osborne; scored a goal at Maple Leaf Gardens; sold music to Kevin Smith; spent 3 seconds in a TV commercial; and appeared as a fighting vagrant in a rap video. I currently blog, sing, take pictures, and write novels. I'm a huge fan of golf, hockey, science, and equality.